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TWEETCAP: Pitt 43, Clemson 42

THE GLORY, THE GLORY, THE GLORY, THE GLORY, THE LIGHT, THE LIGHT, THE LIGHT, THE LIGHT,

By P.B.S.
NCAA Football: Troy at Clemson Joshua S. Kelly-USA TODAY Sports

PREGAME

I MADE ACCURATE, SMART PREDICTIONS

FIRST QUARTER

OH, THE IRONY....

DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT CLEMSON HAS AN @N_THEYSTAYTHERE EQUIVALENT? HE’S MORE POPULAR AND BETTER AT IT THAN ME TOO

IT’S @8BALLTHETIGER

LET’S JOIN HIM AT THE MOMENT THAT CLEMSON SCORED(?) FUMBLED (?) AND THEN PITT RECOVERED(?) AND SCORED A TOUCHDOWN(?)

THEY DON’T GIVE IT TO PITT

SECOND QUARTER

I DON’T REMEMBER IF THIS WAS AGAINST PITT OR CLEMSON. BAD DAY FOR REFS ALL AROUND FOLKS,

MY NOTES ON THIS NEXT SET JUST SAY “PITT MIRACLE BABY TOUCHDOWN”

OH RIGHT, THIS WAS THE ONE WHERE THERE WAS THAT BIG PASS TO MISTER WONDERFUL, AND THEN,

OH

FRIGGIN’

CHRIS BLEWITT JOKES FOR NOVEMBER 12, 2016

(TO EVERYONE NEW TO THE TWEETCAP - THIS IS A REGULAR FEATURE.)

ROAD GOES ON FOREVER AND THE PARTY NEVER ENDS

THEY PROBABLY DID

AND THEN IT WAS LIKE A 4TH & 1 OR SOMETHING

MY NOTES WERE WRITTEN IN CRAYON ON A LACQUERED DESK, BUT I THINK THEY WIND UP SCORING AT THIS POINT

JESTER WEAH, WHO DOES DROPS, MAKES A CIRCUS CATCH:

PITT LINES UP FOR FG

OKAY AT THIS POINT I BASICALLY GAVE UP ON TRYING TO CREATE A SERIES OF TWEETS THAT ENCAPSULATES THE SEQUENCE, BUT HE DID MISS, BUT DABO CALLED A TIME OUT, BUT THE REFS DIDN’T HEAR THE TIME OUT? SO IT WAS JUST A MISS.

MY MODEL WAS RIGHT, IS MY POINT.

HALFTIME: PITT 27, CLEMSON 28

THIRD QUARTER

OH DEAR —-

AT THIS POINT, CLEMSON GETS A BUNCHA PENALTIES IN A ROW AND THE CROWD IS SIMPLY NOT HAVING THAT

FOURTH QUARTER

LESS EVENTUAL THAN THE FIRST THREE QUARTERS UNTIL THE END WHEN THINGS TOOK A FRIGGIN’ OPPOSITE-OF-A-NOSEDIVE

IT WAS GOING LIKE EVERY OTHER FOURTH QUARTER, AND JUST AS ALL HOPE SEEMED LOST,

!!!!!!!!

THE STIFFARM!

AND CLEMSON DRIVES, AND THEY CLOCK MANAGE, AND FINALLY, AT LAST, WE ARE GOING DOWN.

HOWEVER.

THE STOP:

THE MOMENTS BEFORE:

AND THEN. OF COURSE,

REAL CHRIS BLEWITT TWEETS FOR NOVEMBER 12, 2016

TOO MANY SO I FOUND A FEW META-TWEETS

FINAL: PITT 43, CLEMSON 42

I NEED YOU TO NOTICE WHO THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM:

YES. YES. GIVE ME ANOTHER

THAT’S IT FOR ME

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