Cardiac Spill: The Super Sad Story of Jamie Dixon’s Last Days
Everyone seems to think Jamie Dixon was unappreciated at Pitt. They’re right. He was right to leave. Even in his final days at Pitt, I remember how we all treated him...
Cardiac Spill: Who Should Not Be in Pitt’s inaugural Hall of Fame class? Glad you asked.
There are dozens of individuals who would be worthy of induction into the new Pitt Athletics Hall of Fame, and billions of others for whom the honor would not be warranted.
Cardiac Spill: Delaware State is the Perfect Storm
Why Tuesday’s basketball game against Delaware State could be something that we remember for a long time to come.
Cardiac Spill: The Five Opinions about Pitt Basketball in 2017, Translated
There are only five opinions on Kevin Stallings’ team right now. Here are all of them, and what you really mean when you’re expressing each one.
Cardiac Spill: It All Blurs Together
Five weeks in a row against non-marquee ACC teams has gotten a bit repetitive. Stop me if you’ve read this before...
What is Cardiac Spill?
Introducing a new part of Cardiac Hill - sign up here for shenanigans
Cardiac Spill Emergency Broadcast: The Oakland Zookeeper
Another celebrity wore a Pitt shirt, and now we have to cope with the aftermath.
Cardiac Spill: Understanding the Georgia Tech Offense
The Panthers will have their hands full this Saturday with Georgia Tech’s unique spread offense. I’m a real big-time football boy and I’m here to tell you the what’s what.
Cardiac Spill: Hard-Boiled 42 and the End of the 39
CELEBRATING THE STEALTH 13-9 AND UNDERSTANDING THAT EVERY DAY CAN’T BE CHRISTMAS
CARDIAC SPILL: Winning The Day
REGARDING REAL MOTIVATION AND HOW TO TAKE UR PRACTICE TO THE NEXT LEVEL...
Cardiac Spill: Sheep Game Results
YOU voted! YOU decided! YOU said mean things about the basketball coach!
Cardiac Spill: Baseball Metaphors
Attending a Pinstripe Bowl watch party, but never once watched a baseball game? Drop some of these classic baseball lingo terms to seem like a real “knuckleball knucklehead”!
CARDIAC SPILL: EVERY PAT NARDUZZI RUMOR HASHTAG
PAT NARDUZZI IS GOING TO PURDUE? #PURDUZZI. PAT NARDUZZI IS GOING TO OREGON? #NARDUCKY. PAT NARDUZZI IS GOING TO NOTRE DAME? #SAINTPATRICK. ALL OF THESE WILL HAPPEN. HERE ARE THEIR HASHTAGS.
Cardiac Spill: Penn State Jokes!
Some classic jokes, knee-slappers, and good-natured ribbing about our rivals from State College. Also, pizza!
Cardiac Spill: Power Rankings 2016
Cardiac Spill ranks the top 69 college programs using a random number generator and nothing else. Come fight about it in the comments!
Cardiac Spill: 2017 Recruits Worth Watching
Profiles of the high-caliber high school football prospects who would make an instant impact on the Pitt roster in 2017 if I didn't make them up last week.
Cardiac Spill: Pennsylvania Votes!
Public Policy Polling ran a major survey of Pennsylvanians on subjects like the government, James Franklin, and the whole Sheetz/Wawa thing. Our resident statistician PRAISE BASKETBALL SHOUTMAN reacts.
Cardiac Spill: Quick Announcements from AD Barnes
Hey gang: before we can show you the new Script uniforms, I just need to cover a few minor items of business.
Cardiac Spill Bracket of Things: Pitt Villains 2
Damn, Pitt, back at it again with the making me very sad!
Cardiac Spill Bracket of Things Round 2: THE LAME MASCOT REGIONAL
Imaginary birds? Fruit with a Hat? Who will be The Lamest of the Lame?
Bracket of Things Round 2: Things that are Bad
Cardiac Spill's Bracket of Things continues, asking you to choose which of many various unrelated items is The Worst Thing.
Cardiac Spill Bracket of Things: Pitt Villains
All the usual suspects are here. Doubly so if you are the common worker ant.
Cardiac Spill Bracket of Things: THE LAME MASCOT REGIONAL
16 teams will have their hopes and dreams dashed, because their mascots are dumb.
Cardiac Spill's Bracket of Things Has Started
Cardiac Spill's own bracket starts today, beginning with the THINGS THAT ARE BAD regional. Vote now!
Cardiac Spill: Rejected SBN Longform Articles
Until SB Nation's longform program is reinstated, I can only share with you excerpts from some of my upcoming deep dives into the Pitt Panther universe.
Cardiac Spill: Pitt Victim of Major ACC Conspiracy
Pitt is losing in the ACC because the shadow government which controls the conference is afraid of us. PITT BASKETBALL SHOUTING discusses proof of this conspiracy, and how to fight back.
Cardiac Spill: A Secondhand Game Recap
I personally didn't watch Saturday's game, but thanks to Twitter that's not gonna stop me from trying to recap it anyway.
CARDIAC SPILL: Irrational Exuberance
Everything is good and nothing is bad and it's going to be like that forever.
Cardiac Spill: Bo-lieve!
Bojangles' is the ACC's official everything, but it isn't within a four hour drive of Pittsburgh. Naturally, one of us had to go into the deep wilderness of urban North Carolina to try it.
Cardiac Spill: Wanny and Friends' Bowl Trip!
What happens when a collection of recent Pitt coaches head to Annapolis for the Military Bowl?
CARDIAC SPILL OP-ED: Don't Fire Pat Narduzzi
Pat Narduzzi has exceeded expectations in his first season as head football coach. Firing him now would be an extremely poor decision for a number of reasons.