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A Cardiac Spill Guide To The New Basketball Guys

Pitt has an amazing *EIGHT* new players on their basketball team this year. Here is invaluable information about them, assuming, of course, that "invaluable" means "not valuable."

Cardiac Spill: The Pitt Football Coach Debate

What happens when every Pitt football coach since 2000 is in one room for a lively debate? Shenanigans.

Pitt is Good - A Guide for Confused Internet Fans

Pitt is good now! Are you a snarky internet personality who doesn't know how to deal with this new reality? Follow our guide below to learn the secrets to being a positive Pitt fan!

Hello America, Here Is Pitt!

Hello America, we are coming to tell you about Pitt football because it is ranked. here it is, your important guide to this team I like and also you like. Very good. Please

Cardiac Spill: A Vision of Future Pitt Homecomings

It's homecoming weekend! This year is Virginia, but what will happen in future Pitt homecoming weekends? Noted Pitt visionary Spilly takes us on a tour of the unknown.

A Personal Appeal From AD Scott Barnes

Hi, Scott Barnes here, and I have special incentives if you'll please donate today.

Six Conversations About James Conner's Knee

Cardiac Spill: Regarding knee injuries, lines of succession, self-pity, where we are in 2015, and tortoises.

Cardiac Spill: We made predictions, too!

You want more predictions on the college football season? We got 'em.

WHAT IF ACC FOOTBALL WAS REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT?

HELLO IT IS PITT BASKETBALL SHOUTING AND I HAVE SERIOUS POLITICAL OPINIONS ABOUT FOOTBALL

Pat Narduzzi is in Oakland. At night. Please help.

What can the head coach do in Oakland in the middle of the night?

Cardiac Spill: We Need To Talk About Chris

Somehow, some of you don't know or don't remember that Pitt's kicker is named CHRIS BLEWITT. (KICKER. BLEWITT.) This article should fix that.

Cardiac Spill: Power Rankings

It's the offseason. Come argue about something stupid.

Cardiac Spill: Who To Root For?

If you're a Pitt fan, like me, you're probably struggling to pick a bandwagon to hop onto. Here are your options.

Cardiac Spill: When To Court Storm

"Pitt fans will never, ever storm the court" is just patently untrue. Here are five entirely possible cases where they totally would and no one would complain about it.

Cardiac Spill: Want to be a recruit? Sure you do.

Mike takes a look at what it's like to be a recruit. This is completely real.

Cardiac Spill: Abstract Game Capsules

Previews and predictions for the upcoming games on the Pitt men's basketball schedule that do not discuss basketball at all, just to see what that's like.

Cardiac Spill: Would You Rather?

A few rounds of the classic party game Would You Rather to briefly distract you from the current basketball season.

Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl Drinking Game

It may not be a bowl game named after a bank, and it may not be in Birmingham, Alabama...but if there is a coaching search, you can damn well believe there will be a drinking game.

Cardiac Spill: How Much Can Pitt Basketball Hurt?

It'd be disappointing if Pitt went 8-10 in ACC play this year. It'd be THE MOST disappointing if they did it while beating Louisville and Duke.

Is the next Pitt head coach a basket of kittens?

We break down every possible head coaching hire Pitt could make. EVERY. POSSIBLE. ONE.

It's 2144 AD: Every single person has coached Pitt

What if Pitt decided to systematically hire every person in America repeatedly until they found a new, good coach? Terror and sadness.

The Cardiac Spill Holiday Gift Guide

A look at some great(?) gift ideas for the Panther fan in your life.

Cardiac Spill: Pitt wins 2014 Big East Title!

After a long and arduous season, the Pitt Panthers established themselves as the Beasts of the Big East. Even if that conference no longer exists.

Cardiac Spill: Pitt(sburg) Script Reconnaissance

No one's quite sure if the new helmets are somehow making the team worse. The only place to get that answer is halfway across the country. So we sent a guy halfway across the country.

Cardiac Spill: A Robot Previews Niagara @ Pitt

In time, machines will replace everyone. Here's their first (terrible) attempt at replacing us.

Cardiac Spill: Let's Fix Sweet Caroline

Pitt fans need more from their football traditions. Let's update the Neil Diamond classic.

Cardiac Spill: Helpful Metaphors for the GT Game

It's not easy to communicate just how bad things were on Saturday to non-sports people. Maybe we can help.

Cardiac Spill: An Open Letter To Steve Pederson

As Pitt fans celebrate the return of the Script, a note of thanks to the man who made it happen.

CARDIAC SPILL: ITINERARY FOR REST OF SCRIPT FRIDAY

THE SCHEDULE FOR WHAT'S LEFT OF TODAY

Cardiac Spill: THE SCRIPT HAS RETURNED

THE SCRIPT IS BACK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Cardiac Spill: The Pitt Text Adventure Conclusion

The thrilling conclusion to the PITT FOOTBALL TEXT ADVENTURE SAGA! Will James Conner score? OF COURSE! Will Pitt let the game get closer than it needs to be? YEP! Will anyone stay after the third quarter? WHO KNOWS?

Cardiac Spill: The Pitt Football Text Adventure!

Action! Adventure! Pitt! Are you a bad enough dude to save the head coach?