Cardiac Spill: An Open Letter To Steve regarding Pitt script

Dear Steve Dear Mr. Wonderful Dear Mr. Pederson,

Beautiful day out there today, isn’t it? You did a great job with that… Oh, that wasn’t you? Well, you could’ve fooled me. Here I was thinking the sun was just reflecting off those handsome new helmets you showed off today. By the way, have you been working out? Looking strong. Crossfit?

Anyway, by now I’m sure you know we’re all about to burn a couch over this pretty excited about you bringing back the Script logo. This is something Pitt fans have been looking forward to for a long time, and we’re thankful it’s finally happening. I can’t wait to see all the new Script merchandise; I’m sure it’s going to fly off the shelves take my money take all of it take my wallet just gimmegimmegimme!

I’m sure you were tired of people asking when then day would come, seriously, some people were ready to fight you and all those people owe you a big "It’s about freaking time" "Thank You!" It’s really nice to know that our fan base can spend less time worrying about bringing back our beloved Script, and a little more time figuring out where to build that new on-campus stadium statue of the best damn Athletic Director these two eyes have ever seen.

Love, Todd Graham is a punk son of a, Hail to Pitt,

Mike