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The results are in!
We received 99 eligible submissions to the first ever Cardiac Sp(H)ill Sheep Game, some from people with the exact same name - so if you’re one of the several Pats who entered, I identified you at the bottom by one of your answers. (Hope you remember what you put.) As promised, certain thematic answers were grouped together, and (for example) “Stallings”/”Kevin Stallings” were always treated like the same answer. As a reminder, you get points based on how many people gave the same answer as you. Scores will be at the bottom, but first, the good bit...
Question 1: Describe Pat Narduzzi in one word.
'We don't need a game ball!' - #Pitt head football coach Pat Narduzzi post-PSU win (via LiveWire) #H2P
— Harry G. Psaros (@PittGuru) September 14, 2016
Answer | Points | Accepted Variants |
---|---|---|
Coach | 11 | |
Intense | 9 | |
Anything Religious | 8 | Savior, God, Jesus, Saint, Saviour, The Savior, Messianic |
Energy/Energetic | 7 | |
Dad/Cool Dad | 5 | |
Winner | 4 | |
Goat | 4 | G.O.A.T., GOAT |
NardWhatever | 4 | NardDog, NardGod, NardDawg, Hard4Nard |
Awesome | 3 | |
Fire/Fiery | 3 | |
Tough | 3 | |
Passionate | 2 | |
Hero | 2 | |
Calves | 2 | |
Gritty | 2 | |
Lit | 2 |
Black Sheep (only one point): Bad, Beast, Better, Butter, Dude, Duz, Effective, Feisty, Flight of Foot, Genius, Good, Great, Insane, Inspiring, Italian, Kingly, Leader, Legend, Lunchpail, Motivating, Obama, Savvy, Tall, The Best, Ubermensch, Whiny, intenseawesomesavioureyecandystud, Spilly Sucks
Question 2: Finish the sentence: "As a Pitt fan, I don't get why everyone is so mad at...”
No knowledgeable Pitt basketball fan would call for Stallings to be fired after one year. That's amateur hour.
— Chris Dokish (@ChrisDokish) April 1, 2017
Answer | Points | Accepted Variants |
---|---|---|
Kevin Stallings | 18 | |
Jamie Dixon | 15 | |
Heinz Field | 13 | Not having an on-campus stadium; attendance; yellow seats |
Pitt | 8 | Us |
Cam Johnson/Transfer Blocking | 7 | |
Tino Sunseri | 4 | |
Everything/Everyone | 4 | "Everything really I mean what did we expect" |
Scott Barnes | 3 | |
Paul Chryst | 3 | |
Spilly | 2 | Spilly Sucks, Spilly putting ketchup on everything |
Black Sheep: Darrelle Revis, Dinocat, Lou Holtz, Jimmy “Tiger Face” Franklin, The Orb, Dave Wannstedt, “Not Kevin Stallings,” Nordenberg, Todd Graham, The Flyers, Nasir Robinson, “Wait nevermind I get it,” Refs, Success, Penn State not making the playoffs, Heather Lyke, Steve Pederson, Script, “ Our focus on academic priorities over sports ones,” Walt Harris, Donald Trump, “the men who run with the ball very far”
Question 3: Which other ACC school/school's fan-base is actually pretty alright?
@moms_love_me_ HEY HEY NAH PRETTY SURE WE NEVER PLAYED PITT NOPE I THINK IT'D REMEMBER THAT AND NOT HAVE BLACKED OUT FROM IT
— Eight Ball (@8BalltheTiger) December 4, 2016
Answer | Points |
---|---|
Clemson | 27 |
Virginia Tech | 17 |
Syracuse | 14 |
Virginia | 11 |
UNC | 5 |
Boston College | 5 |
Maryland | 4 |
Wake Forest | 4 |
Georgia Tech | 3 |
NC State | 2 |
Louisville | 2 |
Black Sheep: Duke, Miami, Florida State, Penn State, Grambling, Spilly Sucks
Question 4: The best stop for pizza in Oakland is...
Breaking: Antoon's crust still being chewed after five minutes. Says chewer: "It just keeps getting larger in my mouth."
— Souf Oaklin fo' Life (@Souf_Oaklin) August 20, 2016
Answer | Points | Accepted Variants |
---|---|---|
Antoon's | 43 | Antoones, Antoines |
Sorrento's | 25 | |
The O | 6 | Original Hot Dog Shoppe, Dirty O |
Sciulli's | 5 | "...how is this even a question" |
No Answer/Pass | 3 | |
Papa D's | 2 |
Black Sheep: Papa John’s, Pizza Milano’s, Minio’s, (“it’s not in Oakland, but...”) Vincent’s Pizza, Larry and Carol’s, Pizza Romano, Rite Aid, “a mistake,” the Pizza Hut Express in the WPU basement, CVS Pharmacy, Domino’s, “a pizza place, probably,” Mikey’s Pizza Palace, Spilly Sucks
Question 5: Besides Ryan Luther, name any other player on the 2017-18 Pitt basketball roster.
For what it's worth, there is no mention of Jonathan Milligan in Pitt's release on the opening of season-ticket renewals pic.twitter.com/W4F7b3OKtF
— Craig Meyer (@CraigMeyerPG) May 24, 2017
Answer | Points | Accepted Variants |
---|---|---|
Jonathan Milligan | 19 | |
Marcus Carr | 9 | |
I Don't Know | 8 | ???, IDK, Uhhh..., etc. |
There Aren't Any | 7 | No One |
Who Cares | 6 | n/a, Pass Again, No Thank You |
Cam Johnson | 3 | |
Malik Ellison | 3 | |
Jared Wilson-Frame | 3 | |
lol | 3 | hahahaha |
Monty Boykins | 2 | Minty Boyktons |
Michael Young | 2 | |
Peace Ilgomeh | 2 | Peace Illegomath |
Shamiel Stevenson | 2 | |
Zach Smith | 2 | |
The Walk On | 2 | A White Guy |
Black Sheep: Levon Kendall, Chris Jones, Malik Hooker, “the basketball itself,” Khameron Davis, Chevon Troutman, Butt, John Doe, Kevin Stallings, Kevin Willard, Rafael Maia, “Fire Kevin Stallings,” Tyrone Haughton, Teven Sadams, Kobe Buffaloment, “Can we have Ko back?”, Assisty McAssistface, Rozelle Nix, Your Mom (grad transfer/home economics major), Rozeron Kithigualt, Damon Wilson, Ronald Ramon, Yuri, Brandin Knight, Doug McReynolds, Spilly Sucks
Question 6: Besides Pittsburgh, where do all the Pitt fans live?
Watching the #Pitt game at Sto's in Philly and it is PACKED to the brim! pic.twitter.com/2J3Odm4qLy
— Corey Cohen (@CoreyECohen) September 24, 2016
Answer | Points | Accepted Variants |
---|---|---|
Philadelphia | 21 | "...for some reason," Phili, Philly, Filthadelphia |
Washington, D.C. | 11 | |
New York City | 9 | |
Outside Philly | 8 | "Just Outside" of Philly, Outside Philly, Anywhere East of Harrisburg |
Outside Pittsburgh | 7 | Butler, Greensburg, Monroeville, North/East/South of Pittsburgh |
Ohio | 6 | Eastern Ohio |
Mental States | 5 | "in denial-land," "in disappointment," "in a deep emotional abyss," "in constant pain," "in mediocrity" |
Pennsylvania | 4 | Central Pennsylvania, The Rest of PA |
Virginia | 3 | Northern Virginia |
State College | 3 | |
Erie | 2 | |
Harrisburg | 2 | |
Oakland, CA | 2 |
Black Sheep: The Moon, Florida, Oklahoma, Online, Denver, Not Pittsburgh, Everywhere, “dark pittsburgh, which is like pittsburgh but spookier (?)”, Georgia, Hell, “Littsburgh,” Chapel Hill, Louisville, Tempe, West Virginia, Spilly Sucks
Question 7: It's obvious that the star of the 2017 Pitt football team will be...
Pitt's Quadree Henderson: "I definitely want to be an All-American again. I want to win the Heisman."
— Lauren Kirschman (@laurenkirschman) April 15, 2017
Answer | Points | Accepted Variants |
---|---|---|
Quadree Henderson | 41 | "The Hendersons" |
Jordan Whitehead | 24 | |
Max Browne | 4 | |
Pat Narduzzi | 4 | |
George Aston | 3 | George Astin |
Brian O'Neill | 3 | |
"The Kicker" | 2 | "Whoever the kicker is so I don't have to hear Blewitt jokes" |
Jester Weah | 2 |
Black Sheep:
- “The namless unherladed 300+ beefcakes that protect a very good trundling RB and inept-but-sometimes-decent QB”
- “The clone they made of Lebron James when was in high school. F*** you i know he'd be around 16-17.”
- “Smiting the corners of Moab, and destroying all the children of Sheth”
- “you, if you believe in yourself”
- “Good and not bad”
- Tony Dorsett
- Pitt Script
- Darrin Hall
- Sheldon Jeter
- Qadree Ollison
- Bill Hillgrove
- “Chantez Moss”
- Tino Sunseri
- Bill Stull
- Bokor
- Spilly Sucks
Question 8: Describe Kevin Stallings in one word.
This ‘describe Donald Trump in one word’ poll will make him clench his tiny fists in ragehttps://t.co/rOf8057ACR pic.twitter.com/DiPr74iCqW
— The Poke (@ThePoke) May 15, 2017
Answer | Points |
---|---|
Bad | 13 |
Bald | 10 |
Terrible | 5 |
Angry | 4 |
Mediocre | 3 |
Angry | 3 |
S**t | 3 |
Lame | 2 |
Disaster | 2 |
Dumpster (Fire) | 2 |
Idiot | 2 |
Misunderstood | 2 |
F***/F***face | 2 |
Lame/Lame Dad | 2 |
Black Sheep: Sad!, Re-tread, Crap, Average, Coach, Struggling, Rockports, Unfortunate, Mistreated, Ouch, Scapegoat, Disappointing, Difficult, Carsalesman, Butt, Inept, Meh, Arrogant, Loafers, Confused, Crusty, Horrible, Garbage, “The spawn of satin and should burn in hell with Paterno.”, Receding, Suck, Goat, Ass****, Ugh, Hated, Special, Villified, Antichrist, DeezNuts, Athletic, Gone, Dauterivish, Turd, Frustratinglyincompetant, so-very-tall, Ugly, Loony, Employee, Spilly Sucks
Question 9: When I hear "Sweet Caroline,” I immediately...
Pat Narduzzi sent out an email to Pitt students encouraging them to not leave the game after Sweet Caroline. Spoiler Alert: Won't work.
— M. Joseph Parry (@TheMikePerry) October 5, 2015
Answer | Points | Accepted Variants |
---|---|---|
Leave | 20 | Stand, begin my exit, etc. |
Sing Along | 17 | "Break into song, scaring everyone around me", "Sing Cracklin Rosie" |
Say/Shout/Yell "Let's go Pitt!" | 14 | |
Feel Shame | 12 | Groan, Cringe, Roll Eyes, Sigh, Hang Head In Shame, "Am embarrassed to be a Pitt fan", Reconsider Fandom |
Puke | 10 | Vomit, Throw Up, Spit Up, Retch |
Feel Nostalgia | 5 | |
Get Angry | 4 | "Lose my s***" |
Ba Ba Bum | 3 | Ba Ba Bum, Bum Bum Bum, Do Do Do |
Cry | 3 | Cry Salty Tears, Weep Tears of Victory |
Feel Nothing | 3 | Meh, "Remember that we're not special and that sports is a temporary distraction from the void that is our inevitable death" |
Black Sheep:
- “Start my case for banning Sweet Caroline”
- “Become erect and nostalgic like Henry Kissinger watching old footage of Vietnamese jungles getting destroyed by Napalm”
- “Make fun of Penn State”
- “Put my arm around the person next to me”
- “open and shut my mouth so people think i'm singing to disguise how i don't actually know sweet caroline look i'm sorry”
- “Wag my tail”
- Drink
- Spilly Sucks
Question 10: What is the best part of, place in, or thing about State College?
State College sucks
— Not Chuck (@madchazz) April 2, 2017
Answer | Points | Accepted Variants |
---|---|---|
Nothing | 26 | |
Leaving | 23 | "the highways leading out," "the on ramp to whatever highway is the fastest way out of the _______ hellhole," "seeing it in your rear view mirror," "the sign to return to I-80" |
Ice Cream/The Creamery | 17 | |
42-39/Losing to Pitt | 4 | |
It is far away | 3 | "that there is only one State College," "It is genetically isolated in Rural PA" |
Primanti's | 2 | |
I have friends in State College | 2 | |
The Downtown/Main Street | 2 | |
Where the statue used to be | 2 |
Black Sheep:
- “Beaver Stadium is both rad and the real life Mordor”
- “I think they have a Hooters”
- “theres a wegmans”
- “The 9 rungs of hell”
- “R U hungry. Notice how all good food there is stolen from rivals. PSU Sucks!”
- “You can piss wherever you want”
- “The prison next door”
- “Joe Pa’s Grave”
- “lololololol”
- Statue of Liberty
- Campus
- Frat Houses
- Drinking
- Cows
- A bathroom
- you
- Dunkin Donuts
- Spilly Sucks
Question 11: How many wins will Pitt football have in 2017?
Pitt really trying to convince us they're a football school smh
— Bailey Rogers (@bjrogi) September 10, 2016
Answer | Points |
---|---|
9 | 38 |
8 | 31 |
10 | 10 |
15 | 7 |
7 | 4 |
13 | 2 |
11 | 2 |
6 | 1 |
3 | 1 |
1 | 1 |
Question 12: This survey is almost entirely about men's basketball and football. I was hoping for at least one question about...
Ladies and gentleman, #TheMaharaja has arrived and he is ready to CELEBRATE his championship victory! #JinderMahal @JinderMahal #SDLive pic.twitter.com/YsPOo2013p
— WWE (@WWE) May 24, 2017
Answer | Points | Accepted Variants |
---|---|---|
(Pitt Men's) Wrestling | 14 | |
Baseball | 9 | |
The Cathedral of Learning | 9 | Cathy |
On-Campus Stadiums | 7 | |
Sheep | 5 | Ovis Aries |
Spilly | 4 | "Your rediculous eating habits," Spilly's Food Opinions, Spilly Sucks |
Steelers | 3 | |
Donald Trump | 3 | |
Athletic Directors | 3 | Scott Barnes |
Your Mom | 2 | |
Butts | 2 | |
Women's Basketball | 2 | |
Academics | 2 | |
Oakland Bars | 2 | Hem's |
Black Sheep:
- “Nothing else, this is what i expected”
- “Something I am familiar with”
- “My own emotional well-being”
- “Scottie Reynolds vs Gilyard.”
- “The atrocities being committed in Yemen”
- “Insert random hot college sports girl item here for me to look at with no small amount of guilt. But I will still look.”
- “How much Penn State sucks”
- “h2p012 & betthephils rivalry”
- Recruiting
- Theresa Nuzzo
- Women’s Softball
- Virginia Tech
- PITT BASKETBALL SHOUTING
- Girl’s Swimming
- Rosemary’s Breasts
- Ultimate
- God
- Game of Thrones
- #PittTwitter
- Jamie Dixon
- Taiwan Cafe
- Pitt Script
- Primanti’s
- Pitt State Gorillas
- Sandwiches
- The Pens
- Season Tickets
- Math
- Dogs
- Football
- Ping Pong
- Hentai
And now, final scores.
Name | TOTAL POINTS |
---|---|
justinxeese | 230 |
Don | 226 |
Paul K | 226 |
Kevin Stallings | 225 |
Matt Iannacci | 223 |
E | 213 |
Chuck | 212 |
Doge Enrico Dandolo | 211 |
JohnnyMiller | 211 |
Anson | 210 |
Mason's Best Friend | 209 |
Corey Cohen | 206 |
Marshall | 204 |
Bryan | 203 |
Brian Batko | 203 |
Doug Chaffee | 203 |
Moister than an Oyster | 202 |
Richmjones23 | 202 |
Big Chill Z-Dawg | 202 |
Derek | 201 |
Jim | 201 |
Pat who said Pat Narduzzi is "hero" | 201 |
Ike Christopher | 199 |
John who said Kevin Stallings is "idiot" | 198 |
Chris | 196 |
Brendan Bettez | 195 |
Charlie Hansen | 195 |
The Dan who is neither Dan Hodgson, Dan!, or the Dan with the weird answers | 194 |
Chris Fleckenstein | 194 |
Tom Hustava | 192 |
Twink | 191 |
JPG | 191 |
Dan Hodgson | 189 |
Matt O'Polka | 186 |
Eric Floyd/@Sleepy1193 | 185 |
Jordan | 185 |
Greg Newell | 183 |
Tyrell Biggs | 180 |
Pat who said Pat Narduzzi is "energetic" | 175 |
Willard | 175 |
Sean Jameson | 175 |
AJ | 173 |
John Devich | 170 |
Bob M | 167 |
Jessica | 167 |
Pat Narduzzi | 166 |
Andrew Knasko | 164 |
@Hummmmer | 161 |
Captain awesome pants | 160 |
Tony D | 158 |
Jay91 | 158 |
Hannah Williams | 153 |
Brian | 150 |
Rachelle | 150 |
Katey Barner | 148 |
Jordan | 147 |
Luke | 146 |
Jack | 145 |
Matt Barnes | 142 |
h2p012 | 139 |
DC | 136 |
Jakob Buttz | 134 |
Craig T | 134 |
Farty McPoop-pants | 134 |
Dan! | 133 |
Tortured Pitt Fan | 131 |
Nick | 128 |
Todd | 127 |
Joe Hastings | 127 |
joe juliano | 127 |
Sweet Dave | 126 |
tyrone haughton | 126 |
Matt | 124 |
_dcoot | 124 |
BKPanther | 123 |
PolPitt | 122 |
John who said Kevin Stallings is "horrible" | 120 |
Find | 120 |
Guy Who Used My Real Name | 118 |
Florian L | 118 |
Obama | 117 |
Paul Macaroni | 114 |
Emily | 113 |
Jason | 109 |
Hentai Hentai Hentai | 105 |
Gus miller | 104 |
Chris Lucia | 92 |
Dan who said "intenseawesome" | 74 |
Is what others use to identify me | 72 |
Flips Whitefudge | 72 |
Chapel hill panther | 69 |
CameronWrong | 68 |
Karnal Inclinations | 58 |
Nick F | 54 |
Orenthal James Conner | 42 |
Keith Naughton | 35 |
hi i'm eve | 30 |
Horble Gray | 24 |
Spilly Sucks | 21 |
Congrats to @justinxreese! (Ah, hell, that guy probably has a Venmo account...)
I’d love to do this again some time, so if you liked it, let me know.
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