Cardiac Spill: Sheep Game Results

The results are in!

We received 99 eligible submissions to the first ever Cardiac Sp(H)ill Sheep Game, some from people with the exact same name - so if you’re one of the several Pats who entered, I identified you at the bottom by one of your answers. (Hope you remember what you put.) As promised, certain thematic answers were grouped together, and (for example) “Stallings”/”Kevin Stallings” were always treated like the same answer. As a reminder, you get points based on how many people gave the same answer as you. Scores will be at the bottom, but first, the good bit...

Question 1: Describe Pat Narduzzi in one word.

Black Sheep (only one point): Bad, Beast, Better, Butter, Dude, Duz, Effective, Feisty, Flight of Foot, Genius, Good, Great, Insane, Inspiring, Italian, Kingly, Leader, Legend, Lunchpail, Motivating, Obama, Savvy, Tall, The Best, Ubermensch, Whiny, intenseawesomesavioureyecandystud, Spilly Sucks

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Question 2: Finish the sentence: "As a Pitt fan, I don't get why everyone is so mad at...”

Black Sheep: Darrelle Revis, Dinocat, Lou Holtz, Jimmy “Tiger Face” Franklin, The Orb, Dave Wannstedt, “Not Kevin Stallings,” Nordenberg, Todd Graham, The Flyers, Nasir Robinson, “Wait nevermind I get it,” Refs, Success, Penn State not making the playoffs, Heather Lyke, Steve Pederson, Script, “ Our focus on academic priorities over sports ones,” Walt Harris, Donald Trump, “the men who run with the ball very far”

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Question 3: Which other ACC school/school's fan-base is actually pretty alright?

Black Sheep: Duke, Miami, Florida State, Penn State, Grambling, Spilly Sucks

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Question 4: The best stop for pizza in Oakland is...

Black Sheep: Papa John’s, Pizza Milano’s, Minio’s, (“it’s not in Oakland, but...”) Vincent’s Pizza, Larry and Carol’s, Pizza Romano, Rite Aid, “a mistake,” the Pizza Hut Express in the WPU basement, CVS Pharmacy, Domino’s, “a pizza place, probably,” Mikey’s Pizza Palace, Spilly Sucks

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Question 5: Besides Ryan Luther, name any other player on the 2017-18 Pitt basketball roster.

Black Sheep: Levon Kendall, Chris Jones, Malik Hooker, “the basketball itself,” Khameron Davis, Chevon Troutman, Butt, John Doe, Kevin Stallings, Kevin Willard, Rafael Maia, “Fire Kevin Stallings,” Tyrone Haughton, Teven Sadams, Kobe Buffaloment, “Can we have Ko back?”, Assisty McAssistface, Rozelle Nix, Your Mom (grad transfer/home economics major), Rozeron Kithigualt, Damon Wilson, Ronald Ramon, Yuri, Brandin Knight, Doug McReynolds, Spilly Sucks

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Question 6: Besides Pittsburgh, where do all the Pitt fans live?

Black Sheep: The Moon, Florida, Oklahoma, Online, Denver, Not Pittsburgh, Everywhere, “dark pittsburgh, which is like pittsburgh but spookier (?)”, Georgia, Hell, “Littsburgh,” Chapel Hill, Louisville, Tempe, West Virginia, Spilly Sucks

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Question 7: It's obvious that the star of the 2017 Pitt football team will be...

Black Sheep:

• “The namless unherladed 300+ beefcakes that protect a very good trundling RB and inept-but-sometimes-decent QB”
• “The clone they made of Lebron James when was in high school. F*** you i know he'd be around 16-17.”
• “Smiting the corners of Moab, and destroying all the children of Sheth”
• “you, if you believe in yourself”
• “Good and not bad”
• Tony Dorsett
• Pitt Script
• Darrin Hall
• Sheldon Jeter
• Qadree Ollison
• Bill Hillgrove
• “Chantez Moss”
• Tino Sunseri
• Bill Stull
• Bokor
• Spilly Sucks

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Question 8: Describe Kevin Stallings in one word.

Black Sheep: Sad!, Re-tread, Crap, Average, Coach, Struggling, Rockports, Unfortunate, Mistreated, Ouch, Scapegoat, Disappointing, Difficult, Carsalesman, Butt, Inept, Meh, Arrogant, Loafers, Confused, Crusty, Horrible, Garbage, “The spawn of satin and should burn in hell with Paterno.”, Receding, Suck, Goat, Ass****, Ugh, Hated, Special, Villified, Antichrist, DeezNuts, Athletic, Gone, Dauterivish, Turd, Frustratinglyincompetant, so-very-tall, Ugly, Loony, Employee, Spilly Sucks

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Question 9: When I hear "Sweet Caroline,” I immediately...

Black Sheep:

• “Start my case for banning Sweet Caroline”
• “Become erect and nostalgic like Henry Kissinger watching old footage of Vietnamese jungles getting destroyed by Napalm”
• “Make fun of Penn State”
• “Put my arm around the person next to me”
• “open and shut my mouth so people think i'm singing to disguise how i don't actually know sweet caroline look i'm sorry”
• “Wag my tail”
• Drink
• Spilly Sucks

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Question 10: What is the best part of, place in, or thing about State College?

Black Sheep:

• “Beaver Stadium is both rad and the real life Mordor”
• “I think they have a Hooters”
• “theres a wegmans”
• “The 9 rungs of hell”
• “R U hungry. Notice how all good food there is stolen from rivals. PSU Sucks!”
• “You can piss wherever you want”
• “The prison next door”
• “Joe Pa’s Grave”
• “lololololol”
• Statue of Liberty
• Campus
• Frat Houses
• Drinking
• Cows
• A bathroom
• you
• Dunkin Donuts
• Spilly Sucks

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Question 11: How many wins will Pitt football have in 2017?

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Question 12: This survey is almost entirely about men's basketball and football. I was hoping for at least one question about...

Black Sheep:

• “Nothing else, this is what i expected”
• “Something I am familiar with”
• “My own emotional well-being”
• “Scottie Reynolds vs Gilyard.”
• “The atrocities being committed in Yemen”
• “Insert random hot college sports girl item here for me to look at with no small amount of guilt. But I will still look.”
• “How much Penn State sucks”
• “h2p012 & betthephils rivalry”
• Recruiting
• Theresa Nuzzo
• Women’s Softball
• Virginia Tech
• PITT BASKETBALL SHOUTING
• Girl’s Swimming
• Rosemary’s Breasts
• Ultimate
• God
• Game of Thrones
• #PittTwitter
• Jamie Dixon
• Taiwan Cafe
• Pitt Script
• Primanti’s
• Pitt State Gorillas
• Sandwiches
• The Pens
• Season Tickets
• Math
• Dogs
• Football
• Ping Pong
• Hentai

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And now, final scores.

Congrats to @justinxreese! (Ah, hell, that guy probably has a Venmo account...)

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