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CARDIAC SPILL: THE REST OF MY FRIDAY

SCRIPT IS BACK AND I AM RUNNING AROUND THIS COSTCO RIPPING THINGS OFF THE WALLS BUT ONCE I CALM DOWN AND ANSON POSTS MY BAIL I HAVE A PLAN

James Conner, presumably celebrating the glory of Pitt Script
James Conner, presumably celebrating the glory of Pitt Script
Robert Mayer-USA TODAY Sports
MY ITINERARY FOR THE REST OF FRIDAY:
  1. PREPARE METAPHORICAL FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS FOR GEORGIA TECH PLAYERS FOR SCRIPT IS ALL GLORY; SCRIPT IS ALL WONDER AND MAGIC DUST; IT WILL NOT JUST PROPEL TO VICTORY IT WILL MAKE US GODS, THE GRASS BELOW OUR FEET IS NOW GOLDEN GRASS, THE SUN SHINES JUST FOR US, EVERYTHING IS NEW AND CLEAN AND THE SEASON STARTS TOMORROW FRESH AND VIRGINAL LIKE A WINTER'S SNOW
  2. FORGIVE THEM ALL: THE DEAD PETS WHO LIVE AGAIN, THE FATHERS WHO LEFT FOR THE STORE FOR CIGARETTES ONE CLOUDY TUESDAY AND ARE STILL ON THE WALK HOME, THAT GUY YOU KNOW WHO'LL ALWAYS BE A JERK, THAT'S ALL OKAY NOW. THAT'S ALL OKAY NOW
  3. GET TATTOO OF SCRIPT ON ARM, ON FOREHEAD, ON YOUR HEAD, IN YOUR EYELIDS, FOR TONIGHT WE DREAM ONLY OF SCRIPT, ALL THE OLD LOVERS AND IMPOSSIBLE WISHES TONIGHT WILL DANCE AROUND THE SCRIPT AND THE SCRIPT ONLY, FOR IT TOO WAS ONCE AN IMPOSSIBLE DREAM
  4. SUE THE ENTIRETY OF PITT TWITTER FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT
  5. HUG FAMILY. THEY HAVE BROUGHT ME TO A WORLD WHERE NOW, I AM HERE, AT THIS MOMENT, I AM HERE AT THIS MOMENT WITH YOU TO CELEBRATE AND I AM HAPPIER THAN I HAVE EVER BEEN; EVERY FAILING AND EVERY SUCCESS THAT LED ME TO THIS POINT IS TO BE CHERISHED
  6. LEARN TO WRITE CURSIVE
  7. JUST FLAIL AROUND ON THE FLOOR FOR A WHILE, CRYING; NOW IS THE OCTOBER 25TH THE GREAT PROPHETS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID "YO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A REALLY GOOD DAY ON OCTOBER 25TH 2014. I CAN SEE THE FUTURE SO I KNOW THAT" LIKE TEN YEARS AGO
  8. EAT A BIGASS CHEESEBURGER; FOOD IS NOW TASTIER THAN EVER AND NO LONGER MAKES YOU HEAVY
  9. EAT ANOTHER BIGASS CHEESEBURGER FOR THE SAME REASON - NOTHING CAN HURT ANY OF US ANYMORE
  10. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE

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