As always, these are produced with a random number generator, but that won't stop us from ascribing meaning to them. I highly encourage you to discuss your school's ranking (too high? too low?) in the comments and to write articles on other blogs about this.
Number in parentheses represents change from 2015 Ranking
Tier One: "Cream" of the Crop
Tier Two: Say "Cheese!"
8. Kansas State (-8)
9. Kansas (+22)
Tier Three: Churn That "Butter"
Tier Four: No "Whey," Jose!
Tier Five: Spoiled "Milk"