Today we take a look at the Card Chronicle's breakdown of Saturday's game, what the players think of Tino, the great Beano Cook, the world's best Bloody Mary recipe, your daily Mitch Hedberg, and more.

The Card Chronicle - breaking down Saturday's game over brunch

Regardless of what the fans think, the players' respect for Tino has never waivered

The greatest commissioner college football never had

It's time to put #CBIncredible behind us, this is a new season

Swofford sheds light on MSG's decision to not bid on the ACC Tournament

This is how all y'all need to tailgate tomorrow morning

"Magicians disappear all the time, but as soon as a regular person does it, everyone gets scared. 'Tom's gone!' 'Is he a magician?' 'No.''Then let's print up some flyers!'" -- Mitch Hedberg

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